Bear Market Buffs Prints

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

The day the stock market went UP.

Welcome Spring.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Sub-prime Bear

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Time to buy.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

Stock market books.

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'Don't let our profits go south. You know what I'm like when we get in the RED!'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

Papa bear plays the stockmarket.

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Stock market recession strategy.

Markets Drama

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

How to bare up in a bare market.

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"I'm sorry but here we have a strict policy about hiring anyone who's squirmish about investing"

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

"You're new around here."

I didn't know there was an annual running of the bulls through the financial district.

Death of a broker.