Bear Market Brawlers Pillows

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

Sub-prime Bear

'Time to buy.'

'Hi, I'm the ghost of your past, present and future stock portfolio!'

Stock market books.

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Wall Street Red Ink.

Stock market recession strategy.

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'The current business climate is keeping the bears in hibernation.'

Death of a broker.

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

Man cheering at stock market collapse - "He owns an anti-stress patent!"

Half a loaf is better than none..

'Who gave you that black eye?'

Bear Market

'This looks like trouble.'

'Look - I know the customer asked for two fingers...'

'The bad news is that your monthly payment will be $24,089.23. The good news is that it will never increase.'

'Frankly, I don't see any chance of your hitting it big in the stock market.'

"Time for your upper, sir."