Bear Behavior Buffs Pillows

'He can trash fourteen campgrounds in a single night but sits helpless before a child-proof cap!'

"Cat box"

Welcome Spring.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'