Beanie Babies Enthusiast Prints

Beanie Babies

"His first out-of-body experience."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

A midwife holding a baby

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Mother Nature

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Resourceful toddler

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'