"When you're counting as many beans as I was, a few are bound to stick to your plate."
Bean Counter Humor T-Shirts
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"It's how he would have wanted to go."
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."
Accountant Bedtime Stories
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants
'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'
Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.
"The vegetables have gone bad!"
"Oh, that three billion dollars."
"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."
That fateful day when curiosity actually DID kill the cat.
Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?
"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"
'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'
Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.
"He put the 'fun' in funding."
C.P.A.
"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."
Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.
'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'
Tax - Random Audit
"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."
Banana Ballet
"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."
Eye Bank.
'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'
"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"
'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'
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