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"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Joined at the hipster.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

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Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Your mascara is running."

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'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Hospital gown pageant.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"So what's your success rate?"

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'Mildred....is that you?'

Butterfly Woman

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'