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"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

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Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

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'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

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'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"So what's your success rate?"

'Mildred....is that you?'

Butterfly Woman

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

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