Beacon Of Love T-Shirts

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Romantic Glass Blower

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Sparkler

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Romance

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Lighthouse

Two men toasting

Sparklers

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"Your candle has gone out."

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Edinson Cavani

Bonfire

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Thank God we're cute. You only get one chance to make a good first impression.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Top floor, please.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Guy, is that you?'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"