Beachfront Brokers T-Shirts

'It's a wonder I got him to go on vacation at all!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Born to raise interest rates.

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Business Vacation.

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

A Real Working Vacation.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

'He's never been good at switching off work on holiday.'

'Jason feels insecure if he's too far from his money... but electronic bank statements have cured that!'

Business Vacation.

The real selling feature is the ocean front location...

'My plan is to build a sandcastle here, but right now I'm working on the financing.'

I wonder how we can keep the private water from mixing with the other water. Private beach.

'Can't you forget you're a property developer for once?'