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"Two buckets and spades, please...er, better make that three!"

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

That's my summer place.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Working Holiday.