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"Two buckets and spades, please...er, better make that three!"

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Working Holiday.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"We should've signed them up for water activities."