Beach Season Mugs

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Beach con-man.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bring your own inflatable.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Working Holiday

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Surf Casting