Beach Home Dreamer Mugs

'I've finally bridged the gap between sandcastle perfection and move-in-ready.'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Summer reading for the family.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Dreaming of Holidays.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"This is it? No video?"

Sandcastles

'Who says I'm beached?'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

The tanning channel.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Mental To-Do List

Get a rockpool!

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'