Beach Home Dreamer Mugs

'I've finally bridged the gap between sandcastle perfection and move-in-ready.'

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Summer reading for the family.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

Dreaming of Holidays.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Who says I'm beached?'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The tanning channel.

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

"This is it? No video?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Mental To-Do List

Sandcastles

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Get a rockpool!

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."