Beach Body Aspirants Mugs

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

Holiday time.

Bench Press Accident

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Sun Worship

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Single men in Tahiti

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Get a rockpool!

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Flying the kite in strong winds

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Austrailian Vollyroo

'It'll be a working vacation.'

Parents shows the sea to their child.

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

Transatlantic.

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Seafront Hotel.

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

Sunbloc 1000

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

"At least some things still make you pop!"

Marry me on a surfboard

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.