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"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Fresh fish

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'Follow your Bliss and the bills will follow'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"Wow, cool fangs! Are you a vampire too?"

'A working vacation, your honor?'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

"What are you doing?!"

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

"Oh, good. Here comes Daddy, to bring us to our senses."

"Going to the beach with Master is not all that much fun: My job is to guard his stuff while he goes for a swim..."

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'It comes in handy at high tide'

(Death takes a working Holiday)

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

"I laughed, I cried, I peed my pants...but I always do that."

Out of the shower

'How was I meant to know it was only for men?'

Donkey Rides - Not for overweight children.

"Mrs. Slovnik, we represent the whole forth floor."

'Martin doesn't like the sun...He prefers it in the shade!'

"Okay, okay, you win. I don't know where you're hiding."