Bbq Jokesters Gifts

Bones barbecue.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Onion operation.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

"Has anyone seen Derek?"

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Easy on the carbs, Carl."

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'