Bbq Jokesters Gifts

Bones barbecue.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Onion operation.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"Has anyone seen Derek?"

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"Easy on the carbs, Carl."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

Chez Homework

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."