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"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

Filet minion

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Burnt or Raw?

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."