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'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'

Don Quixote in the Hamptons

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Beach Barbecue

"I've just barbecued my head again."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Filet minion

His New Grillfriend

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.