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"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

So, what should we have for dinner tonight, Darlene? What? How about tofu burgers? You know how we love those. We? I could barbecue, we could invite the Johnsons and the Changs, and then maybe we could all cool off in the pool, throw some darts

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Beach Barbecue

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Filet minion

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.