Bayonet Botanist Mugs

Find the perfect mug for a bayonet botanist who loves to add wit to their green thumb. Our artistic and humorous designs bring a smile to every plant enthusiast’s face.

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'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.' mockup

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

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Prize vegetables.

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Wildlife

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'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!' mockup

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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Plant Lady

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Plants Cheer as They Get Watered. mockup

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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Horti-Culture

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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Garden Goddess.

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'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.' mockup

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

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'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?' mockup

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

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"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!" mockup

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

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Hermit Crabapple Tree

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Botany Baby!

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Painting taking root...

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"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it." mockup

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

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'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

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'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!' mockup

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

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Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant. mockup

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

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"Get out of my face!"

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'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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