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"When you can't actually see the tree, it may indicate that you are too festive."

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

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Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

The Rubber Ball Company

Bubbly

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

A Macaroni in 1772

A little bird told me...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

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The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Ladies by the seaside

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags