Bauble Aficionado Prints

"When you can't actually see the tree, it may indicate that you are too festive."

"Just be yourself."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Champagne

Dressed for Success!

The Rubber Ball Company

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cut!

Bubbly

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

New Suit.

A little bird told me...

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

A Macaroni in 1772

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Ladies by the seaside

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.