Costume Aficionado Prints

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Purim Pandemonium

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

'Do we have to go through this pantomime every time you want a new dress?'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

"Stop! You still need to see the receptionist about your co-pay."

'I'm wearing it because you said you were going to teach us how to draw.'

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'How did the rumor ever get started about them being cold?'

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

"Come on, Boffo, it's time to get into your costume!"

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Masquerade

"Say 'Arrr.'"

Dog smelling Halloween mask on other dog's butt.

'He'd fall over backwards to help anybody.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Lewd and lascivious behavior. What did you do?"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

"A beer for me and one for the woad."

Tarzan and Jane Jungle Clothiers. All Lioncloths on Sale. That "I" and "O" had better be transposed, Tarzan!

Hey, you're right, the horns do look scarier.

Last year I had to dress up as a zombie to scare someone. This year I just have to show up uninvited at their door.

May I see your invitation?

My latest invention -- "The Comedy Club".

Halloween is no excuse to come here dressed as a judge. You're just jealous because I stole your costume idea.

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"Honey, it's like a labyrinth in here!"

"I puked on your carpet."

"Uhhhh. . . Trick or Treat?"

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.