Costume Aficionado Mugs

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I'm glad you turned off the T.V.. I was worried you were going to spend your whole retirement watching pro wrestling.'

Purim Pandemonium

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'How did the rumor ever get started about them being cold?'

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

'Do we have to go through this pantomime every time you want a new dress?'

'I'm wearing it because you said you were going to teach us how to draw.'

"Lewd and lascivious behavior. What did you do?"

"Say 'Arrr.'"

"Come on, Boffo, it's time to get into your costume!"

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

"A beer for me and one for the woad."

Masquerade

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

'He'd fall over backwards to help anybody.'

Jester

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

"I puked on your carpet."

"Honey, it's like a labyrinth in here!"

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"Uhhhh. . . Trick or Treat?"

"The test results indicate you're the descendant of a parade float."

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."