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"You could say I'm a war veteran. I'm a retired junior high teacher."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Building a Shelter

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Studying and technology

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Scout Stuff.

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"Since this is your first time seeing a rhino, just a friendly note: that’s my horn, not a giant pimple!"

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

"So Dave - did you get lucky? Dave....? Dave...?"

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

"Prose & Cons."

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

God's Miracles.

France.

Just Another Bully.

"I want to apologize for some of the remarks I made during the heat of battle."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"You shouldn't blame your father for the 'F'...you should do assignments yourself!"

Chess Trainer

Two Men In A Tank.