Battle-ready Hobbyist Mugs

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

A street fight.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."