Battle-ready Couple Pillows

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Am I through to the next round?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Welcome to middle management. Here's your shield.

Couple in bed with health charts

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

Just Married

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

'Oh dear.'

'I'm not that concerned about my prostate ... I'm still trying to survive my wife's menopause.'

A bride and groom playing a double bass

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

"Harold! You promised!"

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

'Frankly Darling, I don't need a GPS system to tell me I'm in the middle of nowhere...'

'Didn't I tell you to hydrate before we left the house this morning?'

'Enough frank and honest talk. Let's go back to hypocrisy and dishonest talk.'

Knitting

"Just because you came fishing with me didn't mean you had to catch a fish."

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

'You and whose army?'

"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."