Batting Pillows

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

Cricket

Cricket

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Bats with blankets.

Baseball Dreams

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Vampire Umbrella

Deregulated Baseball

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Something nocturnal."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Cosmic!'

"Who's the artist?"

Bat

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'