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'Remember - no short deliveries.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

Baseball Dreams

Bats with blankets.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

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Vampire Umbrella

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Deregulated Baseball

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"Something nocturnal."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Sorry I'm late -- I was checking my clock upside down."

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

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"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'Cosmic!'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Who's the artist?"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Hello? Animal control?'

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'