Batting Champ T-Shirts

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

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Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

Bob hated working over-time.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

Cricket

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

Sign on the door at Karate School.

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

"It's empty!!!"

'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'

Cricket

How to bunt.

Batting cage

Cricket Bat

The sounds of baseball

W. G. Grace.

'The real solution is to restrict appealing to batsmen.'