Bathtub Sentinel Pillows

"Can't you leave the health and safety at work!"

'How's the water skiing?'

Time Out For Teddy

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Lighthouse

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

Sinking Oil Tanker

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Code Red!

"I'm not taking any chances!"

War inthe time of Corona

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

Acme Clocks.

Stealing digital data from computers.

Remote control bridge in bath.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"Tag - you have measles!"

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'That woke me up, too!'

Helmet Friday.

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'