Bathtub Performer Pillows

Bagpiper in the Bath

'How's the water skiing?'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

My Musical Influences

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

"Wash and Quo"

Soap Recovery Ship

Duck Bath

Doing our bit to save the planet.

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

'Are you going to be long in there? ...And have you seen my electric guitar?'

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

Bath with Pair of Stilts

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

Violinist in the bath

'I don't mind you singing in the bath, but I do mind the chorus girls.'

'Gambling while taking a bath? Have you lost your mind?'

"I see you need some socks."

'He sings better in the bath.'

Boat in the Bath

Rubber Duck??

"I've gone plastic free."