Bathroom Renovators Prints

Blake's Sealant.

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Finally a bit of privacy."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Painting the Ceiling

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

WC problem.

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Duck in a bathtub

"I thought this was a do it YOURself project."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'And you will stay here until the Andersons' bathroom renovation is finished entirely. You will not leave, not even for a moment...'

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'