Bathroom Renovation Prints

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'...and stay out!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Duck in a bathtub

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Sign Above Toilet Reads 'In Memory of 'Spike'...'

"Finally a bit of privacy."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"You're welcome."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."