Room Renovation Prints

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"You're welcome."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Texturing the Walls

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.