House Renovation Prints

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Spring Cleaning

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I'm looking for something that will go nicely with this!"

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

Planning permission REFUSED...

Eggshell blue

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

Fixing the light

'Yes,I am on call 24 hours,you called me 22 hours ago.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"I'm overcome with emulsion!"

Skeleton Builder.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I'm just saying, it would have been nice to have an en suite at night."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Painting the Ceiling

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'