Bathroom Beauty Seeker Pillows

'The old one fell apart.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"Botox."

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

How men shop for towels.

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"I told you she'd had some work done."

Landscape artist

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

Primavera (Spring)

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Which one of these things is the soap?

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."