Bathing Habits T-Shirts

"Sorry. Using my paws to clean myself just isn't my style."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Lady of the bath...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

How to recover from a bad day

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"