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"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Duck in a bathtub

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.