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TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

Ice skater

Swing dancers.

Golden age of music

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'Can you check my balance.'

Franz Liszt.

Cinderella

Conductorcize.

Menace.

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

'They think it's Pavlova.'

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Soccer players off the field.

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

Nosferatutu.

Ballet Couple

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Takes a bow...

Orchestral Conductor.

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Christmas Ballet Tree.

Top 3 Complaints of Batman's Ex-Girlfriend.

Ask Sadie. Sadie – Will you share with us pictures of your lovely self as a young woman? - Roberto, Sent from my Kindle Fire. Actual reader letter. Is that his last name? What? Send from my Kindle Fire?! It's his device. My device is a bat. Hide the devices.

Gustavo Dudamel

"I found this dying swan."

Maestro!

Ballerina

Odette cries! Swan Lake

'We're no fly by night operation.'

Cavemen and ballet dancers

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty