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"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"River well stocked this year."

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Reverse psychology

My other cello is a Stradivari

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I think it loves us."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?