Bass Thumper T-Shirts

"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"

Jazz is Invented

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Loud mouth bass.

Quartet.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Louis Armstrong.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Volcaniax

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Mice playing double bass

"Only caught one, eh."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"FISH ON"

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Orchestra

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

Musical Accidents

Arturo Sandoval

Double bass skating

'Have a cup of tea while you wait.'

Woody Shaw

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Musician hurts his nose.

Louis Armstrong

Cats play the double bass