Bass Hunter Pillows

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Loud mouth bass.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

"FISH ON"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Double bass skating

Speaker Farmer.

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

The Cello Victims

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Boom Box

Fisherman

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Concerto for Two Horns

Bootsy Collins

Musical arrows.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"That bass isn't bad."