Bass Hunter Prints

'I think the bass are after frogs.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Loud mouth bass.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

"FISH ON"

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Double bass skating

The Cello Victims

Speaker Farmer.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Boom Box

Concerto for Two Horns

Fisherman

Musical arrows.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Misheard egg orders: Scrabbled, Poked, Freed.

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"That bass isn't bad."