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"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Music for car stereos

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"FISH ON"

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Double bass skating

The Cello Victims

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

Brass Band

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Boom Box

Trumpet

One-upmanship.

Bootsy Collins

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Home for retired Jazzmen.

"That bass isn't bad."