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The Cello Victims

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

Mice playing double bass

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

A tuba and love hearts

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Turn down the bass."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Speaker Farmer.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I once loved a parade."

Double bass skating

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"There's something different about you."

Boom Box

Concerto for Two Horns

Cats play the double bass

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Sousaphone Player

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"