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The Cello Victims

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

Mice playing double bass

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Nick Cave

A tuba and love hearts

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Speaker Farmer.

"I once loved a parade."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Double bass skating

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Sousaphone Player

Boom Box

Cats play the double bass

Dogs play the double bass

"There's something different about you."