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Double bass in space

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Bear at a vending machine

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"It's a hybrid!"

Ukulelean abduction

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

If poets wrote road signs.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

Goldie.

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

The pilgrimage begins

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

Camera strain

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

In the Nostalgia District

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Disraeli's Actions After Repeal of the Corn Laws

'I thought I'd hate hit because it only got a rating of 74, but then, luckily, I remembered I paid $249.00 for it.'