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Double bass in space

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Bear at a vending machine

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Ted Hughes

"It's a hybrid!"

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Ukulelean abduction

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

If poets wrote road signs.

Musician's Fishing Trip

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Goldie.

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

The pilgrimage begins

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

Camera strain

In the Nostalgia District

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Disraeli's Actions After Repeal of the Corn Laws