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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

The Fourth Little Pig

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

What the Doctor Ordered

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"That's it. We’re toast."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"