Basking Mugs

Hey! You're hogging the sunbeam again!

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

What the Doctor Ordered

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Diner.

The Fourth Little Pig

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Hungry child

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"