Basketball Season Opener T-Shirts

'And with that basket, it looks like ... Wait. Let me check. ... Yes! The momentum once again has shifted.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Salmon Run

Gary turns 40.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Perils of the double play.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"I love fast break business success."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'