Starting A New Season T-Shirts

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Welcome Spring.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

The Last Leaf

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

Kenny Dalglish

Bed Seasons

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Fall on a desert island

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

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